~Hi! My name's McKenzie, or just Kenzie, if you prefer. This blog is generally full of Portal things, TF2 things, shippy things, NSFW smutty things, cool as fuck things, and just whatever else I decide to throw in here. My passions include skating, acting, and volleyball, but I promised myself I'd be famous someday. I like food, sleep, reading, writing, and arting. ^.^ I try to like everybody, (and fail miserably) but I guess I just want people to feel like they can talk to me. Ships include Cave x Caroline, Medic x Miss Pauling, Sniper x Caroline, Sniper x Fem!Spy, Fran x Max, and one super secret crack pairing. x] I'm pretty open, so come at me. I promise I don't seem as creepy after a little while. ;D

30th May 2012

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• Lay down • Wait a while • Look at phone • Realize only fifteen minutes have passed and you’ve eaten half the food in the house today

Tagged: FuuuuuuckHow do I life

29th May 2012

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They’re going to freaking burn me.

Guys I hate doctors I hate them so much.

27th May 2012

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juniorbizarre:

coffeependulum:

Tenzin’s ballin’ 

holy fiucukvf

*chokes on juice*

juniorbizarre:

coffeependulum:

Tenzin’s ballin’ 

holy fiucukvf

*chokes on juice*

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27th May 2012

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Oh yeah…. I guess I kinda forgot to post this a few days ago when I sent it to Jane.

TF2, Medauling, NSFW

Battle sex!

It…..doesn’t really have a title. Just PWP. God I’m awful.

Anyway, it’s under the cut.

TF2 and all it’s characters are copyright to Valve.

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Tagged: TF2MedaulingNSFW

27th May 2012

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taintedhumor:

this is my blogging face

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25th May 2012

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25th May 2012

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nuderefsarebest:

kahtiihma:

fuck me let me put my mouth on you

I fucking love garlic bread.

Oh god. GIT IN MY MOUTH

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25th May 2012

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merrytheknight:

the mothership

merrytheknight:

the mothership

Tagged: DEBAUCHERY

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25th May 2012

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25th May 2012

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deepchrome:

usb-dongle:

boltong:

carpalteeth:

These are pasties. You put them on your nipples.

oh no

TITS OF SCIENCE

Hey someone get guavi to draw her GLaDOS wearing these things. XD

TITS OF SCIENCE

deepchrome:

usb-dongle:

boltong:

carpalteeth:

These are pasties. You put them on your nipples.

oh no

TITS OF SCIENCE

Hey someone get guavi to draw her GLaDOS wearing these things. XD

TITS OF SCIENCE

Source: carpalteeth